Terms & Conditions

This is going to be easy. And quick. Below you'll find some helpful info that'll help you order from us like you've been doing it forever. And for those of you current stores (over 70% of you!) who HAVE been ordering from us forever, consider this a T&C refresher course!

Opening Minimum: $200

We're currently offering 20% OFF your first order. Fill your cart up with $300 worth of funny and give us a jingle and we'll give you a custom coupon code to make that happen.

Reorder Minimum: $150

Reorders are a snap. Our system will have your past orders available to crib from and you'll see what's in-stock, what's new and what's what in real-time.

Minimum Advertised Price (MAP) Policy:

Wry Baby actively supports the advertising and promotion of its products by its U.S. dealers, retailers, distributors, etc. (domestic resellers for Wry Baby products). Wry Baby has built a strong reputation and following among consumers and has established a quality distribution network that actively promotes and advertises its products to consumers. In order to retain its image, Wry Baby has established a minimum advertised price (“MAP”) policy for all Wry Baby products. You can download this policy as a PDF download by clicking here.


Problems with your order must be reported within 48 hours of receipt. Returns valid within 7 days, but require a return authorization number from our office. A 20% restocking fee applies on all returns. We are not responsible for return shipping charges. Wry Baby reserves the right to refuse any order.